man, I bet those guys got laid that night
HE FUCKING PLAYED IT WITH HIS MOUTH I AM SO AMAZED RIGHT NOW WOW
THIS IS FUCKING UNREAL
WHY ISN’T MY DRUMLINE THIS FUCKING COOL
suck ALL OF THESE GUYS’ DICKS RIGHT NOW
“A man has always wanted to lay me down, but never wanted to pick me up.”
– Eartha Kitt (via sycamourn
(Source: bl0nde-venus, via blacksantaa)
“chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means”
it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing
what in the shit pissing fuck
This makes me really chuffed.
This post is quite egregious
Well I’m nonplussed by this whole post.
(Source: ebeanezerscrooge, via loveequalpain)